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Is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Benjamin Franklin)īy all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. (Rita Rudner)īefore the wedding, half shut afterwards. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. The bartender was almost crushed to death. Men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.Īt the wedding reception, the photographer yelled, 'Would all the married.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

With a lottery you do have a slight chance.

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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

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